*(I say son I mean daughter.)

Any way I decided to create this website for three reasons

A.) I wanted to laugh at my attempt of making my own site and its unique crapness

B.) So all my friends and people I don’t know can all laugh at its crapness and finely....

C.) I can put all the stuff I want to see on the internet in one place so I never have to go on any more websites again!

Sign my guest book please I’m a very lonely person

There is nothing bad about Martin, he has faults like all the rest of us, but they were magnified by 1000 on holiday and near to the end I was in utter despair

I sent a 5 page long letter to Hannah expressing my anguish, with pretty much the wrong address *lol* (the story involves grandparents an AA man and of course the small handed one)you'd have thought after 3 years I would know my best friends address off by heart!

Anyway, this is to pretty much say I went I had a crap time and now Im back.

I HATE Townies!
Being one of the children of Korn, I hate townies and they Hate me. It is an unspoken sacred law that must not be broken. Many people ask me why I hate them, my reply is simple .....cos'. I dont really have any good reasons eccept for ...

1.)They spew verbal garbage where ever they go.

2.)They beat up most of my male mosher friends

3.)They spit every where.

3.)They start smoking from the age of 8.

4.)They throw salt in my hair

5.) A townie once SPAT IN MY FACE!!!!

6.) They are Beelzebubs Chilren of Darkness.
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My Top Ten Favourite Things In The Whole World
1.)My Bestest friend in the whole world Hannah

2.)My other best friend Sam (a close second.)

3.)My Guitar,My Guitar!

4.)My Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

5.)My collection of Anne Rice books.

6.)Darren Shan!

7.)Stuart Townsend (but only when he plays Lestat.)

8.)Going to the cinema

9.)Sleeping

10.)Starwars!